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ajrocks 04-23-2008 07:24 AM

kind of gross for americans, but hey survival food right?
 
this email newsletter brings gourmet insects to your door. if you can get use to these food will never be a problem...unless of course it's specific insects...that I don't know...
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Twisted Avatar 04-23-2008 07:55 AM

Re: kind of gross for americans, but hey survival food right?
 
These bugs will be a nice " after dinner mint" when the sheep finish dinning on there childeren.


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Seleukus Nikator 04-23-2008 09:09 AM

Re: kind of gross for americans, but hey survival food right?
 
monkey picked tea? is that like the coffee in vietname they get from civit cat turds?


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